Yup that's me ^
I am a kiwifruit. Humans are my predators. I grew on a vine. I am currently typing on a kiwiboard.
I have survived so many years longer than most kiwifruits do. Please do not spoil my life and eat me, eat another kiwifruit, please.
Except... the fact that bothers me is that I am the rawest kiwifruit in the world.
Did you hear? "I'm the rawest kiwifruit in the world."
I am surprisingly not rotten.
Which I am partially glad for.
If I were rotten, nobody would eat me but I would be dead.
If I were raw (which I am), I would be alive but everyone would be chasing me.
So please do not chase me. Or eat me. Or even say the word "chomp" to me.
I am the rawest, most fearful, kiwifruit in the world.
Which is why my name is RawlyFearful.
My human personalities: I like kiwifruits, pineapples, cats, chess, etc.
Just kidding! I'm not human.
My flair might change often, but I am always a kiwi.
I found this: https://lichess.org/@/AmyNatania/blog/rawlyfearful-the-kiwi/VEEV5Qx4
Be quiet, @AmyNatania.
I'm kiwifruit.
Imao.
THE END.
My song:
"Jingle bells, humans smell, kiwis are not eggs. A kiwi ran away so that a seed could be replaced. Hey!"
